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Satanist-Lock's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 83 (From 18 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,530 Points

Applez

Aversion to death Unlocked 12/1/09
5 Points
Complete an easy level without dying
Dog person Unlocked 12/1/09
5 Points
Stomp a cat
Obey gravity, it's the law Unlocked 12/1/09
5 Points
Attempt to double jump
REALLY a dog person Unlocked 12/1/09
5 Points
Stomp a cat while fat
Brutal takedown Unlocked 12/1/09
10 Points
Mid-air axe death
Like a chubby vampire Unlocked 12/1/09
10 Points
Death by spikes when fat
Slow and steady Unlocked 12/1/09
10 Points
Get to the flag when fat
Skilled at not dying 10 Points Complete a hard level without dying
Jump, magic jump 25 Points Find and use the golden bounce pad
Untouchable 25 Points Complete a hard level without taking damage
Curious 50 Points Find a secret area
Godslayer 50 Points Defeat the cat god
Royal rainbow 50 Points Vomit on the princess
Collector 100 Points Find all 3 secret areas

Medals Earned: 7/14 (50/360 points)

Armed Prophet

Alien Juice Unlocked 11/22/09
10 Points
Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel Unlocked 11/22/09
10 Points
Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/22/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic Unlocked 11/22/09
25 Points
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic Unlocked 11/22/09
25 Points
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet Unlocked 11/22/09
25 Points
Unlock all weapons.
Chairman Unlocked 11/22/09
25 Points
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero Unlocked 11/22/09
25 Points
Play through every stage.
Hand it Over Unlocked 11/22/09
25 Points
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley Unlocked 11/22/09
25 Points
Kill Smileborg
Skull Unlocked 11/22/09
25 Points
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman Unlocked 11/22/09
25 Points
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 Unlocked 11/22/09
25 Points
Kill ZOMG
Handy Man Unlocked 11/22/09
50 Points
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien Unlocked 11/22/09
50 Points
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater Unlocked 11/22/09
50 Points
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned Unlocked 11/22/09
50 Points
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 17/17 (480/480 points)

Barbarian Bob [Remake]

Savage Speed Unlocked 4/27/09
25 Points
Finish the game in 10 minutes.
Barbaric 25 Points Kill 50 Enemies.
Carbon Copy 50 Points Parry an enemy 5 times in a row.
Rags to Riches 50 Points Collect over $20000 in loot.
Warlock Holmes 50 Points Find all secret items.
Barbarian King 100 Points Complete every achievement.
InvinciBob 100 Points Finish the game without dying.
Shieldless Wonder 100 Points Finish the game without using your shield.

Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/500 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/16/09
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Communist in Space

Liberated Unlocked 11/14/09
50 Points
Beat the game
Over 9000 Unlocked 11/14/09
50 Points
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Qvit Stalin 5 Points Start already!

Medals Earned: 2/3 (100/105 points)

Dale & Peakot

Beat it Unlocked 11/29/09
25 Points
Complete the game
Help the Beast Unlocked 11/29/09
25 Points
Answer the in-game poll.
I dare you to... Unlocked 11/29/09
50 Points
Find 15 feathers
Max Ammo Unlocked 11/29/09
50 Points
Find all shells
Max Life Unlocked 11/29/09
50 Points
Find all hearts
What's the code? Unlocked 11/29/09
100 Points
Open the code protected chest
Big winner 100 Points Earn 100,000 points
It's impossible to... 100 Points Find 25 feathers

Medals Earned: 6/8 (300/500 points)

Dragon Boy

Stone Flinger Unlocked 11/6/09
10 Points
Slay Goliath
Enter the Dragon Unlocked 11/6/09
50 Points
Raise a full-grown dragon.
Dragon Master Unlocked 11/6/09
100 Points
Defeat the game!
Big Foot 25 Points Find a rare item.
Merlin's Apprentice 50 Points Max our your magic abilities.
Dragon Lord 100 Points Defeat Hard Mode!

Medals Earned: 3/6 (160/335 points)

Escape Pico's Mansion

Die Unlocked 11/2/09
25 Points
Really? That's even possible?
Money Maker 10 Points Money won't buy back the time you wasted.
The Secret Room 10 Points Find the Secret Room
Master Thief 25 Points Who's going to need a diamond anyway?
Gluttony 50 Points Get all the candy.
Escape! 100 Points You've gotten out and can go back to trick-or-treating!

Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/220 points)

Gretel and Hansel

Baby Steps Unlocked 10/24/09
5 Points
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast Unlocked 10/24/09
5 Points
Obtain the slingshot
Sucked Dry Unlocked 10/24/09
10 Points
Get Spider Death
Time is Running Out Unlocked 10/24/09
10 Points
Get the clock
Bitch Slap 10 Points Shoot mom in the face
Honey Horror 10 Points Get Bee Death
Electra Complex 25 Points Get Dad Carriage Death
Gretel Unit 25 Points Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Here is Mommy! 25 Points Get Axe Death
Kain 25 Points Kill Hansel
Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points Get Rabbit Death
Pecking Order 25 Points Get Crow Death
Pest Removal 25 Points Trap the squirrel
The Flamer 25 Points Get Fire Death
Clockspert 50 Points Solve clock puzzle
Get Stoned 50 Points Get all 10 stones
Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points Drop all ten stones
Grimm Master 100 Points Get all 10 deaths

Medals Earned: 4/18 (30/500 points)

It's a Nice Day Today

Failure to Communicate Unlocked 5/25/09
5 Points
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)